Lessons from Mom: Heartfelt and Hilarious Words of Wisdom
As the trees turn green and flowers begin to bloom, it’s a sure sign that Mother’s Day is just around the corner.
Time to start thinking about how you’ll honor the incredible women who’ve shaped your life! Whether it’s gifts, flowers, cards, or chocolates—don’t forget to show your love on the second Sunday in May.
Maybe you’re planning a family barbecue or booking her favorite restaurant (just a heads up—Mother’s Day is the busiest day of the year for dining out, so make those reservations early!).
And don’t forget to rally the family—gather everyone who should be part of the celebration.

Fun Facts: More phone calls are made on Mother’s Day than any other day of the year! It’s also one of the top holidays for florists, right behind Valentine’s Day and Christmas—so go ahead and order those flowers now. And, consumers are expected to spend nearly $33.5 billion on Mother’s Day in 2024.
The first official Mother’s Day was celebrated on May 9, 1914. President Woodrow Wilson declared it a national holiday, but it was originally inspired by Ann Jarvis during the Civil War.
Today, it’s a heartfelt reminder to honor the women who’ve nurtured, guided, and inspired us every step of the way.
This is why we are looking at all the valuable (and sometimes funny) lessons these wonderful women have taught us. Below, I’ve shared beautiful lessons as well as funny lessons that I think you’ll appreciate! Read on!

Beautiful Lessons from Mom
Mothers often teach invaluable life lessons, shaping children’s character and understanding of the world. These lessons from mom can include the importance of respect, kindness, hard work, perseverance, and the value of family.
“My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe to my mother. I attribute my success in life to the moral, intellectual, and physical education I received from her.”
Mothers also instill a sense of empathy, understanding, and the ability to cherish loved ones. Below are more examples of lessons from mom:
- Respect: Mothers teach children to be respectful of others, including family members, teachers, and strangers. They model respectful behavior in their interactions with children, encouraging them to show good manners and positive social skills.
- Kindness and Generosity: Mothers often emphasize the importance of being kind and generous to others, both big and small. They may encourage children to help those less fortunate and to lend a helping hand to those in need.
- Hard Work and Perseverance: Mothers may teach the importance of working hard to achieve goals, even when faced with challenges. They might demonstrate this by working diligently and consistently in their own lives.
- Empathy and Understanding: Mothers can help children understand the perspectives of others and develop empathy for their experiences. They might encourage children to consider the feelings of others and to be compassionate towards them.
- Value of Family: Mothers often instill in their children a strong sense of family and the importance of cherishing loved ones. They may model close family relationships and emphasize the importance of family bonds.
- Self-Care: Some mothers teach their children the importance of taking care of themselves physically and emotionally. They might model healthy habits and encourage children to prioritize their own well-being.
- Gratitude: Mothers may instill in their children a sense of gratitude for what they have and a positive outlook on life. They may encourage children to appreciate the good things in their lives and to be thankful for the blessings they receive.
- Humor and Laughter: Mothers can teach the value of laughter and a positive attitude towards life, even in the face of challenges. They might encourage children to find humor in everyday situations and to maintain a lighthearted approach to life.
- Admitting Mistakes: Some mothers teach their children the importance of admitting mistakes and taking responsibility for their actions. They might model humility and demonstrate that it’s okay to make mistakes, as long as they learn from them.
- Self-Esteem and Confidence: Mothers can play a crucial role in helping their children develop a positive self-image and a sense of self-worth. They might encourage children to believe in themselves and to strive for their goals.
- Apologizing with Grace: Some mothers show that saying “I’m sorry” isn’t a sign of weakness, but of strength and maturity. They model how to take accountability, repair relationships, and move forward with empathy and understanding.
These are just some of the many valuable lessons that mothers often impart to their children. The specific lessons learned will vary depending on the mother’s personality, values, and each individual child’s experiences.
But we all need to thank our moms this Mother’s Day because she did the best she could do when she was raising you. Not every mother is perfect, but mothers do generally care, nurture, and love.

Funny Lessons from Mom
When I was a teenager, I created a wall-hanging for my mom for Mother’s Day. I thought of all the funny lessons she had taught me over the years and wrote them in calligraphy, then framed it. It was really pretty but it didn’t survive a house catastrophe.
I’m going to try to replicate it for you below. How many of these lessons did your mom teach you? Many of these lessons from mom are often called “mom-isms” because they are so common:)
1. My mother taught me How to Appreciate a Job Well Done:
If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.
2. My mother taught me about Time Travel:
If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!
3. My mother taught me about Logic:
Because I said so, that’s why.
4. My mother taught me about More Logic:
If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.
5. My mother taught me about Foresight:
Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.
6. My mother taught me about Irony:
Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.
7. My mother taught me about the Weather:
This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.
8. My mother taught me about the Circle of Life:
I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.
9. My mother taught me about Anticipation:
You are going to get it when you get home!
10. My mother taught me about Medical Science:
If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way.
11. My mother taught me about ESP:
Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you are cold?
12. My mother taught me about Humor:
When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.
13. My mother taught me How to Become an Adult:
If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.
14. My mother taught me about Justice:
One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!
15. My mother taught me about Stamina:
You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.
While we may roll our eyes at some of these quirky “mom-isms,” they’ve stuck with us for a reason.
Somewhere between the laughs and the life advice, our moms taught us to be prepared, stay humble, and maybe even keep a spare pair of undies handy—just in case. (Come on, tell the truth…hasn’t there been at least one time when you wished you had a spare pair of undies?)
These funny lessons remind us that wisdom doesn’t always come with a serious face. Sometimes, it comes with a wink and a knowing smile.

Final Thoughts
Mothers have an incredible way of teaching us the heartfelt and the hilarious, shaping who we are with their wisdom and wit.
As we celebrate Mother’s Day, let’s cherish these lessons, laugh at the funny moments, and honor the love that makes it all possible.
Here’s to all the moms and the timeless lessons they gift us—thank you for everything!
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Love to ALL! ~ Susan