12 Random Things People Keep in Their Freezer That Aren’t Food
If you think your freezer is just for frozen pizza and that pint of ice cream you pretend you forgot about, think again. Turns out, your freezer is the ultimate storage space for all kinds of non-edible oddities.
Who knew your freezer was living a double life? Let’s dive into the chilly world of stuff people freeze for reasons that range from genius to “wait, what?”
Aloe Vera Gel Packs (for instant sunburn savior)
Ever come home from the beach looking like a lobster who lost a fight with the sun? Frozen aloe vera gel packs are your new BFF.
They’re like tiny superheroes for your skin—ready to tackle sunburns, razor burns, and bug bites with a frosty vengeance.
It’s basically a spa day in your freezer, minus the cucumber water and “relaxing” pan flute music.
Just don’t eat them. Seriously.
Socks (chilled feet, anyone?)
Socks in the freezer sound like the start of a weird riddle, but some folks swear by it.
Icy socks can cool down overheated toes and make you feel like you just walked across a snowbank—without the frostbite.
Perfect for those days when your feet are hotter than your takes on social media.
Bonus: your family will definitely think twice before borrowing your socks again.
Hair Gel (because cold hold means strong hold)
Want your hair to stay put through a windstorm, a dance party, and maybe even a small tornado? Chill your hair gel.
Cold gel gets extra thick and sticky, so your hair stays exactly where you want it—no flyaways, no frizz, and definitely no regrets.
Just don’t freeze it solid unless you’re aiming for a new “hair helmet” trend.
Pain Relief Creams like Tiger Balm (ouch, freeze that ouch)
Stubbed your toe? Pulled a muscle trying to show off your dance moves? Grab your pain relief cream from the freezer.
Cold balm is like a double whammy for aches, soothing and numbing all at once.
Plus, you’ll smell like menthol, but at least you won’t clear out the whole house as quickly.
Makeup Sponges (refresh for flawless face)
Frozen makeup sponges: because your face deserves a wake-up call too.
A chilled sponge helps reduce puffiness and feels like a mini facial every morning.
It also keeps your sponge fresher longer, so you can blend like a pro without gross surprises.
Just remember to let it thaw a bit, unless you’re into the “frosted cheek” look.
Wine Corks (freeze, then pop easier)
Wine night just got cooler,literally. Pop your corks in the freezer before opening that next bottle.
Frozen corks are firmer and way less likely to crumble into your glass.
You’ll look like a wine wizard, and your friends will wonder what other magic tricks you have up your sleeve.
Just don’t forget where you put them, or you’ll be digging through bags of peas for your next happy hour.
Old Cell Phones (trust me on this one)
Some people stick old cell phones in the freezer, hoping it’ll revive a dead battery or fix a glitch.
Does it work? Who knows! But it’s a great excuse for why you still have that flip phone from 2007.
Plus, no one will ever accidentally call your ex from the freezer drawer.
Lip Balm (no more melty disaster)
Ever open your bag to find your lip balm has melted into a gooey mess? The freezer can help—sort of.
Just don’t freeze it solid, or you’ll be scraping balm like it’s an arctic expedition.
If your balm melts, a quick chill can help it recover its shape (and your dignity).
Gel Eye Masks (instant spa vibes)
Tired eyes from too much doomscrolling? Frozen gel eye masks are like a vacation for your face.
They zap puffiness and make you look less like you’ve survived a zombie apocalypse.
And let’s be honest, wearing one makes you feel way fancier than you actually are.
Batteries (cold storage = longer life, science!)
You’ve probably heard that freezing batteries makes them last longer. Turns out, this is only half true.
Cold slows down battery drain, but you risk condensation and leaks if you’re not careful.
Honestly, your batteries would rather chill in a drawer than in the frozen tundra with last year’s mystery leftovers.
Silicone Birthday Candles (to prevent waxy meltdowns)
Birthday candles that melt faster than you can sing “Happy Birthday”? Toss silicone ones in the freezer.
They stay solid longer and won’t turn your cake into a wax sculpture.
Plus, they’re reusable, so you can keep celebrating (and freezing) for years to come.
So next time you open your freezer and see socks, corks, and a suspiciously old cell phone, just remember: you’re not weird—you’re just ahead of the curve. Or at least, that’s what you can tell your houseguests.
Foley Catheters (medical coolness)
Ever opened your freezer looking for ice cream and found a Foley catheter instead? You’re not alone, and yes, this is a real thing people do.
Maybe someone’s prepping a prank, or perhaps they just believe medical supplies deserve a little chill time too.
Foley catheters are those thin tubes doctors use to drain urine from the bladder. Some folks swear that popping one in the freezer before use makes insertion less squishy and more, well, popsicle-like.
It’s basically the medical version of turning a water balloon into an ice pop. But before you get any wild ideas, always check with a nurse — hygiene is non-negotiable, even for cool catheters.
So, next time you see a Foley chilling next to your frozen peas, just remember: not everything in the freezer is dinner. Sometimes, it’s just medical gear on a frosty vacation.
